From sobbing hysterically because the final round was just that phenomal to soaking in the bathtub in our bathing suits b/c the pool was closed to thrusting into Warlito to Joey in drag to mounting Evan, States was surreal.

PS "We're soarin' and flyin’; there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach..." (High School Musical!!!)

PPS PICTURES!!!

Ryan in his prime:

The bus:

Joey's proud moment:

One of the many hateful and inappropriate (but far more clothed) pictures from and with Tanya:

And of course, the highlight of the weekend:

It gets better.

Updates

-I tried to harass Warlito by shoving a death threat into his locker ("You better watch your face. Imma crush your skull."). Only it wasn't his locker.

-Going to Chicago! (With all my favorite people!)

-Eric's golden phoenix. (The world isn't ready for an explanation.)

-"Try to move your breasts when you say "hoochie"...Like this!" 2 hours! 2 hours!!! Alone! With that!

-"THE SLEEK ASIAN ASSASIN-"STEP 2 ME GET BURNT LIKE TOAST" MMMM-GO GIRLFRIEND-U GET 'EM!!! READY 2 KICK SOMEONE'S ASS U SEXY HO!!!" (Oh Joshua...)

-Ina's sequins!!!

-"Is your boyfriend gay?" "Why's you axing?" "Cuz the last one gay." "He ain't gay." "Is the new one gay?" "You're gay." (Oh Ryry...)

The Rabbit Poem by Eva and Ebony Gumbs (aged 10 and 6)

We have two rabbits called Tinkerbell and Binkie
but for short we call them Tinkie and Binkie.
They eat all day but mostly play
and then snuggle down for a sleep.
If we disturb them they do as they please,
act naughty and take slight peeps.
They make loud noises but we don't care
so when we pick them up we get full of hair.
At the end of the day we find them cute as can be.
And they look quite tired but again are still ready for play.
They eat mostly carrots but I don't care
so before we go asleep we stand there and stare.

Anyone else suspicious?

After listening to 2 hours of Britney Spears and dreaming about living in a bomb shelter with Fanny Sheinman...I won National Qualifiers!!! I'm going to Grapevine Texas!!! With quite possibly the largest team entry ever (8 peepseeds and darling Ryan speeding down the wheat fields in a rent-a-car)!!! Oh man. Just standing up there and getting that trophy and everyone standing up and clapping. I had tears in my eyes. It was quite possibly the most amazing moment of my life. Congrats to everyone!!! I love the world!!!

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COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today, I found my true calling. I can make the perfect paper snowflake with my bare hands.

Warlito, watch your face.